Do you know any jokes about Los Angeles or Angelenos? Drop them here..
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An Angeleno doesn’t have friends in other neighborhoods. They have “people I used to see when I lived on that side.”
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What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
UCLA
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In LA, everyone has a screenplay, a podcast, or a “startup idea.” It’s just that most of the time all three are unemployed.
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An Angeleno invites you over and says, “It’s easy, just take the canyon.” Forty minutes later you’re white-knuckling a one-lane road behind a Prius doing 18, a coyote staring at you like you’re the tourist, and your host texts, “You close? I just got in the sauna.”
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In L.A., a first date isn’t “Hi, I’m Alex.” It’s a soft launch: name, pronouns, neighborhood, attachment style, and whether they live east or west of the 101, because geography is also an identity now.
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Hollywood Blvd and the Walk of Fame is so much better than the Venice Canals or Runyon Canyon. So if you plan a tourist trip to L.A… (extend the video for the full experience).
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New Yorkers pretend they don’t care what you think. Angelenos pretend they do. Both are lying.
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In New York, a 400-square-foot / 8k a month apartment is called “charming.” In LA, a 400-square-foot apartment is “a guest house someone forgot to mention.”
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Oh the NY vs L.A. battle? 
In New York, “Let’s grab dinner” means a restaurant at 8. In LA, “Let’s grab dinner” means a 6-week group chat, three dietary restrictions & someone suggesting we just do a hike instead.
In NY, “I’m in the industry” means finance, media, or lying. In LA, “I’m in the industry” means they once held a boom mic and still put “actor” in their bio.
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In New York they ask if you have a job. In LA they ask if the job scales.. and if not, whether your parents do.
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An Angeleno doesn’t fall in love.
They fall in alignment -> with your zip code, your last round and whether your house has a view of anything but the 405.
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Money doesn’t buy happiness, she whispered, already googling whether your building has a doorman and a screening room.
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Nobody in West Hollywood is late. They’re coming from the gym, which may or may not have involved exercise.
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An Angeleno will spend an hour explaining why they don’t own a car anymore, then ask if you can pick them up from a place that is, geographically, still Los Angeles, but spiritually so far it might as well be another time zone.
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